antirexia

A condition where a large person thinks they are thin.

That chubby girl wearing the stretch pants and half shirt suffers from antirexia.

by laughing girl October 30, 2006

antihero

A protagonist that lacks the characteristics that would make him a hero. Quite simply, antiheros rock. Most of them are social outcasts, who have no desire for foolish things such as 'friendship' or 'trust'. An antihero can be a jerk, or even have every characteristic of a villain, but because success wouldn't be possible without their help, they are still considered good guys. Due to the fact that antiheros are not stupid, they probably won't do anything helpful unless they are paid, or unless there is some fine huny connected with the plot. Antiheros are 97% better off than most people in the world, in the way that, they are good guys, but they're not stupid, and they actually give a damn about money.

Hero: Oh no! I seem to be suspended upside-down over boiling lava, while several incredibly hot, young, teenage girls are being held hostage!
Hot teenage girl: Somebody save me! I'm so hot, young, and defenseless!
Antihero: Never fear! the antihero is here!
Using hella sweet kung-fu, the antihero subdues all of the hostage takers, frees the hostages, briefly makes out with a hot, young, teenage girl, and then frees the hero (after stealing his wallet).
Hero: Thanks to you the day is saved!
Antihero: Yes, yes it is. I rock. Pay me. Now.
But, as the antihero waits to get paid, he hears the sirens of police cars. Knowing that he is wanted in three states for identity theft, and impersonating George W. Bush, he hops onto his motorcycle, and drives off into the sunset, only to return another day.

by thelegendaryfightman July 10, 2004

Anticerbate

Anticipating the act of masturbating.

Pete saw a NSFW side boob pic of Jessica Alba, he immediately began to anticerbate.

by mini man2 October 18, 2012

antiegosismic

earthquakes happen where you were, but not where you are

im antiegosismic, wherever i am, earthquakes arent!

by ldawg092498 June 17, 2012

anticelebrity

a portmanteau word, combining antidote and celebrity, meaning to be an antidote to celebrity.

I'm sick of hearing about that Paris Hilton... I need some anticelebrity.

by VickyAllison August 25, 2008

Antiegoseismic

The ability to repel earthquake activity away from the general area in which you live due to your overly large ego.

Link: "Actually, Rhett, I'm not egoseismic. I'm actually ANTIegoseismic. Check out the safety of LA. My antiegoseismic properties are being put to good use. Heck yeah."

by Rapunzzel June 22, 2012

antisemenist

A lesbian.

A girl who spits, not swallows.

1. Those dykes over there are total antisemenists, they've never seen a drop of it in their lives.

2. Guy 1: Bad news, I found out last night that my girlfriend spits instead of swallows.

Guy 2: Dude, that sucks, I never would have thought she was an antisemenist.

by Uli Jorgensen April 7, 2008