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Antipeen 

A penis so small, its actually stretching backwards through your ass all the way from here to Mars.
The existence of an antipeen would bring down the avegare penis size to about 4mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.
Guy 1: I wish the average penis size is 4mm.
TheMonkeysPaw: Granted, you now have an Antipeen.
Guy 2: That sucks, dude.
Antipeen by Maxence05_ November 6, 2019

Antiegoseismic 

The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places
Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking

Antitester 

One who opposes a protest.
The protest was protested by an antitester.
Antitester by Emperor MAR December 15, 2008

Antidestressant

Anything that causes you copious amounts of stress. An antidestressant can be a person, a job, school, etc.
Neil: "Man, everyone is dumping their problems on me lately and I got all this other stuff I gotta do and I feel like I'm gonna explode!"
Bob: "You need to back of the antidestressants and just learn to relax!"
Antidestressant by Ehrris August 13, 2012

Antihero 

Antihero is basically both....can be a good guy or bad! He wont mind to kill if needed to! But will also save the day & fight for what's right
Venom & deadpool are both antihero They don't mind to kill or fight anyone in the way! But will also do the right thing to save the day!
Antihero by Tristan V October 4, 2019

Antitest 

The opposite of a protest
AJ-"so if theres such a thing as a Protest then wouldnt Antitest be a thing?"
Antitest by WatchMyPotato January 19, 2021
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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