Antite

One who is against something simply for the sake of appearing elite, or intellectual. Antites are commonly found with beady eyes, sour expressions, and a stick in their ass.

Front Office Football Central is full of tight-assed antites, hell-bent on proving their intellectual superiority by disecting everything into oblivion.

by Jason Schmidt November 13, 2003

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Antipeen

A penis so small, its actually stretching backwards through your ass all the way from here to Mars.
The existence of an antipeen would bring down the avegare penis size to about 4mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.

Guy 1: I wish the average penis size is 4mm.
TheMonkeysPaw: Granted, you now have an Antipeen.
Guy 2: That sucks, dude.

by Maxence05_ November 6, 2019

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Antiegoseismic

The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places

Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking

by StupidButCunning June 12, 2012

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Antitester

One who opposes a protest.

The protest was protested by an antitester.

by Emperor MAR December 15, 2008

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Antidestressant

Anything that causes you copious amounts of stress. An antidestressant can be a person, a job, school, etc.

Neil: "Man, everyone is dumping their problems on me lately and I got all this other stuff I gotta do and I feel like I'm gonna explode!"
Bob: "You need to back of the antidestressants and just learn to relax!"

by Ehrris August 13, 2012

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