by taxatty June 14, 2010
Get the Antiquus Feminae mug.A middle aged individual who dresses and acts like a teenager. If their using steroids the individual will sound like he's going thru puberty. Giving the term Antique teenager
Bummer man, My date turned out too be an Antique Teenager.
Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager
Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.
Who's the new kid in school ? That's my dad here to pick me up. Wow. He's looks like an Antique Teenager
Check out the hottie sitting at the bar. I did bro, she's an Antique Teenager who looks 40.
by Beansy June 22, 2017
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a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".
Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."
by maks May 20, 2004
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Person 1: Homo Antiquus is the first human species.
Person 2: No It isn't you dumb bastard it's an Australopith.
Person 2: No It isn't you dumb bastard it's an Australopith.
by Thatguywhohatescreateonists June 26, 2022
Get the Homo Antiquus mug.The act of taking balls of flour and throwing them at a sleeping defenseless victim. This results in extreme discomfort (itchy eyes, rough skin, a pale look, etc.) for the victim but extreme humour for the persecutor.
by Applechunkz February 19, 2004
Get the antiqueing mug.pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.
getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued.
by NekroNightshade December 7, 2011
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