Assplaining

1. When a "well-meaning" asshole of any gender bestows unsolicted and obvious (or obviously stupid) advice.

2. A caring act of condescension.

Elder: You know, if you stopped going to Starbucks, you could pay off your student loans.

Junior: I don't need you assplaining debt management to me.

by Ameraliyan_Writer January 4, 2023

agesplaining

Like mansplaining, this occurs when someone who is older or grew up in a different time/generation tries to explain something without realizing that the younger person they are talking to knows more on that topic than they do.

Valid for use when the person perceives themself as being older whether they actually are or not and still explains in the same condescending fashion.

Also used for when the elder explains something that no longer is culturally valid in our society, such as the means for a student in the US to be able to be debt-free when graduating. Often the agesplained statement comes after "when I was your age."

Augustus was agesplaining saving for retirement, little did he know that I've had a retirement account since my 18th birthday, longer than he claims to have started saving.

by Julyaugustusc May 12, 2017

assplain

When you have to explain something that is complicated and a huge pain in the ass.

Accidently got my girlfriend pregnant. Can't wait to assplain this to my wife.

by ricechopper7 May 6, 2018

assplaining

What a wife or girlfriend does when her husband comes home from work. Including feeding him dinner, spreading her ass, and putting the children to bed.

Something every good wife does.

My friend asked me where my wife is.

I said "She's assplaining".

by Ironatriot69420 February 11, 2021

Anksplain

Having your friend Ankur explain something to you, because he’s pretty smart and it’s faster and more informative than Google.

AKA LAEITY: Let Ankur Explain It To You

Can you Anksplain to me what the hell a Secret Santa party is?

by sizerth November 18, 2022

Abbsplaining

Abbsplaining : v. The action of attempting to explaining something obvious to peers, who already clearly understand the topic at hand, in a condescending way.

Even though it was implicit that the Víctor understood the meaning behind the mockery, his peer felt the need to start abbsplaining the situation at hand. She was immediately expelled from the group.

by Wonder ;) November 20, 2020

Abbsplaining

Abbsplaining : v. The action explaining something obvious to peers, who clearly understand the topic, in a somewhat condescending way.

Even though it was implicit that the Víctor understood the meaning behind the mockery, his peer felt the need to begin abbsplaining the situation to everyone. She was expelled from the group immediately after.

by Wonder ;) November 20, 2020