gangsterbate

To jerk off your own gangster ego.

The act of acting even more gangster than you are, so that others take notice.

Maaaaaan, all these fools shooting at each other lately.

No one gives a shit about them so they all gangsterbate one another to make people be scared of them.

by GReddyTalon March 30, 2021

wangsterbate

Same as masturbate, but only used for males.

I wangsterbated to some porn yesterday.

by spikeboy March 28, 2004

wangsterbate

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.

I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.

by Jack November 22, 2003

Austerbate

To thrust one's pelvis forward vigorously while in mid-conversation, but be unaware of it. (Air-hump)

-Hey, that guy's Austerbating!

by Austin Hyslop December 3, 2003

Angsturbation.

A masturbation session that follows an episode of angst.

Dude one: "Oh man, just had a huge fight with my girlfriend."
Dude two: "You know what'll relieve that?"
Dude one: "What, man?"
Dude two: "Some good old angsturbation."

Other examples: I can't believe that douchebag fired me. That's gonna make for some good angsturbation.

by pumpkin soup February 5, 2015

assterbate

anal masterbation

That skank ho was assterbating with her butt plug

by fizgig April 7, 2003

airsterbate

The act of mimicing masterbastion with your hand in front of your body. Usually when someone is bragging, lying, or going on and on about something.

When Gino AGAIN started telling women about his 'fishing 'experiences, all we started to airsterbate.

by mrkymrk July 18, 2009