Angerbang

Having sex with someone for revenge.

"I don't understand why you had sex with Sheila, she tormented you your whole life"
"I know, I went for the Angerbang"

by Angerbang March 18, 2009

angerbation

The act of wanking where the object of fantasy is often the focus of some kind of anger, but also incredibly attractive. The wanking is made that much more pleasurable when it demeans the super hot person in your mind.

I hate my teacher with the unbridled fury of a thousand suns...but she's also fucking hot, so I'm gonna do some angerbation.

Guy 1: That bitch in the gym pissed me off.
Guy 2: Should make for some great angerbation then.

by Drew Perez January 11, 2009

angerbaiting

A synonym for trolling, baiting someone into getting angry.

That bitch said something so stupid I went angerbaiting on the internet all last night.

by brosefballin February 25, 2020

afterbating

The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.

Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing

by Kaiser Soce May 24, 2014

asterbating

Jacking off to a ass you saw earlier in the day

Imgonna have to go home and be asterbating

by Bigotisyouknowthis January 6, 2016

asserbating

The act of purposefully making a situation worse or less desirable for others while deriving personal satisfaction.

Paul is asserbating his relationship with Jessica when he accidentally texted her nude photos of himself with her Mom.

by monothesaurus February 14, 2018