Nostalgic Amnesia

noun; a state of mind where one experiences a pleasant glow due to a combination of reminiscences of a past time, and completely forgetting how rubbish that time was whilst you were originally experiencing it.

Nostalgic Amnesia had set in, and Frodo found himself pining for the glory days in Mordor.

by Dr Winterbourne February 21, 2009

Convenient Amnesia

*noun* (until someone starts doing it too much, then it changes to a verb) pronounced kun-veen-nunt am-nee-shia

1. Pretty much whenever a certain someone/something is wrong (which is plentiful), he/she/it retracts by saying something totally asinine to cover himself/herself/itself up and try to still prove that he/she/it is right. Basically used to being remembered facts to twist reality.
2. Forgetting certain facts of an area to twist things so you cannot be proven wrong.

*Circa 1999, Location; Phoenix area Best Buy*
Milo: Bro, I've been waiting 18 years for this new Star Wars film to come out! You as excited as I am?
Conner: Yeah! I've been a huge fan my whole life!
Milo: I hear they're introducing a whole bunch of new characters, new Jedi's, a young Anakin Skywalker, and they introduced his mother Shmi (pronounced shmee)
Conner: Naw bro, her name is shimmy
Milo: I just looked at the book that we sell here and its spelled S H M I and phonetically it sounds out shmee
Conner: Yeah, but is pronounced shimmy
*argument ensues for several months*
*premiere night for Phantom Menace arrives*
Qui Gon Jinn: Hello, my name is Qui Gon Jinn
Shmi: My name is Shmi (pronounced shmee) Skywalker
*Milo looks at Conner and smiles. Also see getting palled*
*several years later*
Conner: Incorrect! No bro, it was episode II, 2002, AND it was you who thought it was shimmy!
Milo: Wow, convenient amnesia!! But here is where your argument is flawed broseph. Don't you think by episode 2 I would have known her name was pronounced shmee?

Tony: Dude, me n my boy were talking about the transformers sound and when it happens in the movie vs. when it happens in the cartoon.
Conner: Its when Barricade transforms in the beginning.
Tony: No way, that was Blackout. Blackout is the helicopter.
Conner: No, Barricade is the helicopter.
Tony: Let's look it up.
*after a quick few keystrokes on the interweb*
Tony: There it is. Blackout is the helicopter. You just got palled son.
Conner: Whatever, I never said he wasn't
Tony: Wow. What Convenient Amnesia!

by The Tang Bang Crew May 23, 2008

Anisia Hernandez

She is simply the most amazing and beautiful girl in the world. She is one of the nicest people out there. She never judges or looks down on anyone. She sees the goodness in people and looks past their mistakes and imperfections. She has changed so many people's lives for the better. She makes your happiness the top priority. She is the most selfless person I know. She doesn't get to be happy all that often, but when she is happy everyone around her can't help but to be happy too. She can make you a better person just by being a part of your life. She is perfect. She is an angel. She is the best friend a person could have. She is Anisia<3

Anisia Hernandez has always been there for me. I wouldn't be here with out here. I could never thank her enough for everything she has done for me. She is probably the sweetest, smartest, strongest, truest, most caring, helpful, beautiful, fun, faithful, awesome, amazing, and just plain perfect person I know. I don't deserve a friend as amazing as her. Knowing her has changed my life so much. I love her more than anything and I couldn't live without her.

by ill never deserve you October 28, 2011

vacation amnesia

When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can't remember what you did before your vacation.

Andy suffered from a bad case of vacation amnesia when he went back to school and couldn't remember what he had been learning before.

by RocketPower10 January 3, 2010

Urban Dictionary Amnesia

v.

The affliction suffered when you go on Urban Dictionary to look up a word, but after several minutes of reading all the Words of the Day you've missed since you were last on UD, you completely forget what you wanted to look up.

Today was the day I finally decided to figure out what the word "sex" meant. I pulled up Urban Dictionary, but was immediately distracted by all the Words of the Days that had been posted since I last needed to go on UD, to figure out what the word "boobies" meant. I came down with a case of Urban Dictionary Amnesia and forgot why I was even there in the first place. Ah well, I'm sure it's not that important anyway...

"Oh, right, that's why I was here"

*click*

"AWWW WHAT THE ASS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!"

And that's why i decided to try autofellatio.

by Innocentpants November 7, 2009

Grand Theft Amnesia

What occurs when you have played Grand Theft Auto for so long, it begins to rewire all previous learning in your brain, causing you to do really stupid shit without thinking. Depending on your level of intelligence, Grand Theft Amnesia can cause you to do anything from running red lights unintentionally to shooting at moving cars with various semi-automatic weapons or jacking cars at gunpoint.

The news recently reported a story of two young men in one of the Southern states who were arrested after being caught shooting at cars on the freeway. When questioned, the boys explained that they had just finished playing Grand Theft Auto and it seemed like a fun thing to try. They were obviously suffering from a bad case of Grand Theft Amnesia.

by Wendy Martin October 13, 2008

anesha

A Hindu names which means everlasting or eternity. Anesha or Anisha is a really funny and smart person. Chances are she is Indian or an Indian Mix. She has many friends and knows what she wants to do in her life. Ane(i)sha also does not take a lot of crap from people. All in all, Ane(i)sha is a lovely, sweet girl most likely waiting for a good guy to sweep her off her feet.

Anesha is so cute!

by TheveryyBaddest October 10, 2013