and punt

to abort something in the works, and do something different

im going to go home and tell my wife i went to a strip club...and punt

by markiewiczm September 24, 2007

and punt

Based on the saying in American football when a team fails on a third down conversion. In slang, 'and punt' is used as a segue in conversation. It's a way to change the topic of a conversation.

We've talked about this political fiasco long enough, so let me just say that politicians are lying two-faced doucebags...and punt!

by amerikanidle September 17, 2007

and punt

a rip on someone for saying something stupid.

And punt! Jim said to everyone, after his idiot friend made another pointless comment.

by Sven Thames September 15, 2007

....and PUNT!

1. expression used on The MAXWELL Show, a Cleveland radio show, to interject, or to omit a negative or positive comment. 2. a comment used to express disbelief. 3. Something the Cleveland Browns do after EVERY offensive possession.

She wants to show you her PANTIES....and PUNT!
Maxwell will NEVER relapse....and PUNT!
Well, it's 4th down AGAIN....and PUNT!

by Dave Tennant September 17, 2007

and...punt!

Someone runs to a ball and says"and.." and as they kick it, shout"punt!"

Now and...punt!

by plato! April 18, 2024

fudge and punt

After having anal sex with your partner or person, you immediately kick them out of the home or place that whoopie was made.

Man that girl was hot as hell but I heard my girlfriend pull up so had to give her the ol' fudge and punt.

by MCfartCHeez August 14, 2018

And... PUNT!

1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.

1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!

by Blacksberry September 17, 2007