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analtality

Analtality:

1. a disaster resulting in death by anal intercourse.
2. a death resulting from such an occurrence: a rise in brutal analtalities.
3. an exaggerated account of anal intercourse: she suffered an analtality when I performed anal sex on her.
a. She died as a result of analtality during an extreme session of anal intercourse.

b. Teenage analtality is at an all time high as more young teenagers are experimenting in anal intercourse without proper lubrication and training.

c. Some sex toy manufactorers have "no liability" statements on their product packagings, protecting them from any analtalities that may result from use of their oversized anal toys.
by DanielPatterson July 20, 2008
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Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.
Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history
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A woman who has such a nice ass, she is deemed "analable". ie. good enough for the anal sex.

Can also apply to men if you lean that way (which you probably do)
"Man, that Jenny is SO analable"
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