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self amused

Self amused people do shit they find funny because THEY find it funny and are therefore amused by it. The Self amused don't care about what others think and live in the self amused bubble of positive vibes. These people find loads of things amusing, from the little things to the negative things. Their emotions are not influenced by the negative vibes of others. Everybody at the party might be having a crappy time but the self amused Tom, is having the time of his life.
Julien: Why is John wearing a t-shirt with Donald Trump printed on it ?
Max: He finds it funny, he's a self amused mofo
by GLSW98 March 1, 2016
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Amusement park hangover

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.
Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.
by Jake Nesbit July 11, 2009
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We are not amused

A term supposedly uttered by Queen Victoria (there's no evidence of this), this term is often linked with royalty to satirically point out their snobbishness. This meme can also be found online with pictures of a discontent Queen Elizabeth II as well.
"There is a tale of the unfortunate equerry who ventured during dinner at Windsor to tell a story with a spice of scandal or impropriety in it. ‘We are not amused,’ said the Queen when he had finished.”
by Flaminghorse October 31, 2018
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Amuse-douche

A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.
Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.
by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009
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Not Amused

A face caused by an event in which one or more people try to be funny or amusing, and one or more people on the receiving side give a combination the death stare and vagrancy that simply says "Fuck You, Please Die Now."
I was at one of those school presentations and when the principal made a joke, everyone was Not Amused.
by Bass Drop Donnie August 5, 2012
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amusement park pussy

When you come home after a long, summer day at the amusement park and peel off a girl's jean shorts and a stanky, dank pussy aroma fills up the room
"I slid Samantha's shorts off after spending all day at Dland and it was some real bomb amusement park pussy"
by Icee Chill February 26, 2015
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Amuse bone

The act of having sex prior to enjoying a large meal; so as to enjoy both acts at the optimal time.
Women: "I made us a reservation to have the 12 course tasting menu at Manresa on Saturday at 830pm."

Man: "Great! Should we plan to Amuse bone beforehand since we'll be tired and full after?"
by TALKTONIGHTROCKS March 3, 2016
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