Amber Alert

Guy 1: Hey, where did (child) go?
Guy 2: oh he got stoled
Guy 1: Uh oh, Amber Alert!

Amber alert

Taking a spiteful shit in your significant others bed.

"Aw man, we got in an argument and I left the house. When I came home, I realized she left me, but she Amber Alerted me on the way out the door."

An amber alert is code for somebody sh*ting in your bed.

I woke up in the morning and my ex had left me an amber alert in the middle of the night.

When you shit in someone's bed to passive aggressively get back at them

Amber H. And Captain Jack Sparrow got in an argument. Instead of being an adult and talking about it, she served Captain J. with and Amber Alert!

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

Amber Alert by dketb May 11, 2022

Used for warning a friend about a possible crazy, psycho, narcissist, etc girl who will probably ruin your life.

Friend 1 : What do you think about this girl I just met?

Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe

a feminine equivalent or synonym for red flag behaviors; a warning that you should not be or in any way, associate yourself with a particular person.

She is a pathological liar. Somebody should sound an amber alert for her boyfriend to break up with her.