the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
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Bro, did you hear about Jack?
"No"
Bro, he tried Amazonian spear throw last night and missed.
"Dayyyyym, he must have broke his dick"
"No"
Bro, he tried Amazonian spear throw last night and missed.
"Dayyyyym, he must have broke his dick"
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Last time I did Amazonian Sounding was with my dad during summer vacation and then we went water boarding in Guantanamo Bay.
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