guy 1: hey do you know about al amana private school?
guy 2: yeah man, it used to be hell over there.
by zeddyboii February 16, 2021
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Ulpanat Amana is a jewish highschool for girls in israel. not only does the education suck but the girls do too. when you become a student, you will always think to yourself *it cant get worse than this*, and then it does, every single fucking day.

the food is absolute shit and the students are rude and unforgivingly cruel.

i dont think ive ever wanted to kms more than when ive been here. the staff doesnt care about us and half of the students either come depressed or get depressed here. no in between.
also the math here is so fucking stupid and on such a high level for no fucking reason i cant
"have you ever been to ULPANAT AMANA?"

"no but i heard that all the students there pass with amazing bagrut grades!"
"all those students were so close to ending it all when they studied, yk that right?"
by i wish i was lying November 2, 2022
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its just hell. theres no other discription. I could tell you about the horrible education, or the cockeroaches in the walls, or how the power just turns off. they always promote how good they are, but they dont actuall use any of their fundraising money on actuall things.
"Have you been to amana?" i said to my friend. "no, but i heard its a good place" i then preceded to shoot him in the head.
by plasticman15505 March 20, 2019
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its just hell. theres no other discription. I could tell you about the horrible education, or the cockeroaches in the walls, or how the power just turns off. they always promote how good they are, but they dont actuall use any of their fundraising money on actuall things.
"Have you been to amana?" i said to my friend. "no, but i heard its a good place" i then preceded to shoot him in the head.
by plasticman15505 March 20, 2019
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its just hell. theres no other discription. I could tell you about the horrible education, or the cockeroaches in the walls, or how the power just turns off. they always promote how good they are, but they dont actuall use any of their fundraising money on actuall things.
"Have you been to amana?" i said to my friend. "no, but i heard its a good place" i then preceded to shoot him in the head.
by plasticman15505 March 20, 2019
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A place to send your daughter to have a glimpse of absolute hell. The second you step in Amana, you’ll become miserable.

Amana makes you appreciate real food and a cleanliness. It also makes you want to shoot yourself in the head.

From(usually) terrible fucking staff, to a unimaginable amount of cockroaches, power that turns off randomly, moldy bathrooms, to non-edible food and no sense of privacy at all. Beware, if your parents send you to Amana, jump off the plane when you get the chance.
Girl #1: damn I’m kinda craving some depression and misery.

Girl #2: I’ve got the perfect place for ya! It’s called Amana, I can guarantee you’ll become suicidal asf the second you go there

Girl #3: damn slay
by imtrash4206969 July 14, 2022
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