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altitudies or altitooties

Altitudies or altitooties happens when at high altitudes almost everyone has increased flatulency, usually at high altitude mountain towns or ski areas.
Stay away, I have the altitooties.
Dude! You have the altitudies.
by Jimmy Jam June 17, 2004
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Alvitos

Alvitos is the most underrated, amazing and precious person in whole the world. U really smart and pretty. U have a side that only a few people get to see. I love you so so so much and everyone should have someone like you in their lives. Thanks for being yourself, you’re doing a great job. Don’t give up, u will be happy and successful.
pedro: i feel like giving up on everything.
clara: u can’t do that u such an alvitos!
by idkdoe September 17, 2020
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Alvita

A beautiful young lady, responsible , fun , crazy , weird , emotional. Usually likes having a good time with friends and can easily be hurt with words. A fast thinker and also intelligent too. A wonderful pleasant, friendly and social young lady.
Can't you be more like alvita
by _reallyyy youu_ February 13, 2020
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Alito

Anyone who does something blatantly incorrect, while at the same time refusing to "own up" to it.
A man cheats on his wife, got caught and proceeds to blame his wife for his affair, just committed an Alito.
by #scotlandzking January 23, 2012
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alvator

the hootin one.
aka big owl.
always got a pocket of larry.
Huge aerosol can penis, the women can not resist.
wur alvator at?
chillin wit larry.
word call his hootin ass up then.
by Nigga Steve February 6, 2008
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Alviso dust bunny

Alviso dust bunny, (n). Sex act named for the one time little port town across the bay from San Francisco which has long since been choked with mud, up north of Fremont and Milpitas, and it's dusty. In this sex act, the participants aren't bunnies. It is the act of humping bunny style in the clay mud behind the bushes until covered with fine reddish black powder. Similar to Lust in the Dust. Sometimes this act is perpetrated by bored high school students up on Sierra road overlooking Milpitas at night, but then you do not see the dust till later. By then it's everywhere. Even if your cooz as ass.
Alviso dust bunny.

Joel: Hey, you heard about DJ. He and Lashandra were up on the Sierra freaking. They wus all covered in dirt.

Oh snap, Joel, that's the Alviso dust bunny.

Joel: Shit, and they had dust and mud in their cracks for a day.

Note: This can also be a Milpitas dust bunny, but for some might involve furries, which would be something else.
by crerambudirk88 June 19, 2011
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alvittany

The combination of Alvin of the Chipmunks and Brittany from the Chipettes.
KID 1: Dude, your cousin is such an Alvittany shipper.
KID 2: Tell me about it.
by OhioMan May 14, 2021
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