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Altoids Disease 

Altoids Disease is the cause of sudden lapses in higher brain function causing moments of mild to severe, both physically and mentally, retarded actions. This disease was first noted in 2002 during a mild bout of hypochondria, when it was suggested that the only thing wrong was the person was they were suffering from extreme stupidity,, thus Altoids disease was born.
When you do something very dumb for no apparent reason you are suffering the effects of Altoids Disease. This can be something as simple as tripping over your own feet,, to doing anything cause it seemed to be a good idea at the time.

Altoids case mod

A popular mod among Creative Zen Micro owners that involves using the rectangular Altoids case to store the mp3 player. Without any modifications a Micro nearly sits perfectly inside a case. Padding the inner-walls not only makes for a perfect fit, it also gives a bit of drop protection. A hole is cut away at the top to allow access to the power/lock button, headphone jack, microphone, and USB input.

The case can be painted and decorated to the owner's preference.
There were over 50 overpriced cases for the iPod and not a single one for my Micro, so I spent 75 cents on some Altoids and did an Altoids case mod at home.
Altoids case mod by Concered Citizen September 1, 2008

Altoids tin 

A very cheap convenient way of storing marijuana and or marijuana paraphernalia. I.e. Rolling paper small pipe.
Hey you Come to a party at my place don't forget you Altoids tin
Altoids tin by Drinking bleach April 4, 2017

Altoid Eye Burn 

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)
I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!
Altoid Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

national altoid day 

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.
hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

Altoid Hummer 

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.
Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!