Altarbaiting

When a woman goes out of her way to please her man while dating, only to abandon these things entirely once married.

Friend 1: "Dude, I think I'm in love with this girl. She deepthroats, cooks for me every night, and cleaned my entire apartment this weekend."
Friend 2: "Sounds like a classic case of altarbaiting to me. Careful, bro.

by captmurk November 21, 2013

Worship at Her Altar

An act of oral sex where the man kneels before a standing woman. She then spreads her legs allowing him to "Worship at Her Altar"

Michael: How was your date with Amy last night?
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.

by Fredfish July 12, 2015

the altar boy

a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.

"totally did the altar boy on her last night, brah"

by nyranthia July 26, 2016

Altaf

Altaf is an afghani chineser with stretch resolution eyes. His eyes stretches all around his neck.
Altaf likes clicking porn pop-up ads while watching pirated movies.

Person 1: look at that fucking manlet
Person 2: thats my man Altaf

by Steffensen May 18, 2022

altar

A table on which sacrifices are made for religious purposes found at shrines temples and many other places of worship

Hey, have you decorated the altar?

by creatively_pagan March 31, 2020

warming up the altarboy's supper

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

by tbod February 25, 2008

Altaf Bhai

An abusive word of overall Asia and frequently used. Literal meaning is Mother fucker where as political meaning is part time whore & cultural meaning is A man who sell his sister and mother of sex. Sometime it is also used for the dirty dog who don't accept what he's ordered to do. Sexually it's acceptable meaning is dick.

John you are such an altaf bhai.
Did you saw that my altaf bhai? He's from downtown and dark black with a belt in his neck saying Altaf.

by Mr. Tapia January 3, 2011