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altar robber

A parent who can't accept the relationship their child is in, because they are protective of their child and/or do not like their child's significant other. Will lecture their child on the cons of their relationship and go to lengths to end the relationship. The parents may appear to even like the significant other when talking to them, but call them names behind their back to brainwash their precious offspring.
His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.
by diddyjr January 14, 2007
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altar boy

The sexual act of when you take a truly classless whore and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. Part her hair down the middle, get out a Hymnal Book and begin to recite a Hymn while recieving a blow job from the truly ruthless cock gobbler.
Last night I was with this ANTI stellar hoodrat and I got her to gimme an altar boy.
by James McLendon August 12, 2006
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altar boy

A variation of the simba, where after intercourse you cum on a girls stomach, take a scoop off with your index finger, then make the sign of the cross on her forehead and say "bless you child".
my variation of altar boy is similar to simba, see simba in urban dictionary.
by Jill Costa April 8, 2007
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Altar-halter

An action, confession, discovery, or change of appearance that is so extreme that it changes your desire to go through with a marriage.
They were madly in love until he shaved off his facial hair leaving nothing but an 80s pornstar moustache. Such an altar-halter.
by STRICK93 January 25, 2019
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Altar Slut

An altar girl who is filled with lust, is very sexually promiscuous and willingly sleeps with whomever she can get in bed with.
That Altar Slut Mary has slept with every altar boy in the congregation and even some of the altar girls.
by KinkyCatholicGirl September 19, 2020
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porcelain altar

A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking.
"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"
by cpujunkie2007 November 24, 2007
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Worship at Her Altar

An act of oral sex where the man kneels before a standing woman. She then spreads her legs allowing him to "Worship at Her Altar"
Michael: How was your date with Amy last night?
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.
by Fredfish July 12, 2015
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