A parent who can't accept the relationship their child is in, because they are protective of their child and/or do not like their child's significant other. Will lecture their child on the cons of their relationship and go to lengths to end the relationship. The parents may appear to even like the significant other when talking to them, but call them names behind their back to brainwash their precious offspring.
His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.
by diddyjr January 14, 2007
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A variation of the simba, where after intercourse you cum on a girls stomach, take a scoop off with your index finger, then make the sign of the cross on her forehead and say "bless you child".
by Jill Costa April 8, 2007
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They were madly in love until he shaved off his facial hair leaving nothing but an 80s pornstar moustache. Such an altar-halter.
by STRICK93 January 25, 2019
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That Altar Slut Mary has slept with every altar boy in the congregation and even some of the altar girls.
by KinkyCatholicGirl September 19, 2020
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by cpujunkie2007 November 24, 2007
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Michael: How was your date with Amy last night?
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.
by Fredfish July 12, 2015
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