CPR Alpacas

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.

Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

alpaca

fluffy animals who love jazz, and jazz loves them.

the alpaca did not spit on jazz

by captain-awesome!!! December 26, 2011

alpaca

Alpacas are the most majestic creatures to ever roam Saturn but are used as a joke here on earth.

Alpaca my bags and I'll be going.

by Cianedmond February 27, 2016

Alpaca Parka

The final form of RJ the Alpaca when winter is coming.

Jin: Alpaca paka alcapa alpaca al alca alcapa paca alpaca alpaca parka

by alpacaparka December 26, 2018

alpaca mob

Derogatory term applied to al-quada

What's that bundle of sheets riding towards us? Oh no its the alpaca mob all gijhaded up.

by UNITED WRIOT June 24, 2014

Alpacaly Ever After

An outcome.
An alpaca utopia
A safe place

And they all lived alpacaly ever after.

by Alpacaly March 9, 2015

Alpaca

An alpaca is like a llama but in appearance they seem a little more chubby! They are cute, fluffy and very shy! They also are known to be a little kinder then llamas as llamas spit more often. Alpacas are awesome!

Alpaca: *exists*
Everybody: yayyy :D

by Thefroglover January 5, 2021