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Alcashits

After a night of partying and binge drinking you wake up and shit so hard core you have to get up during the shit and leave the bathroom bc it smells that fuckin bad.
HOLY shit i had the alcashits so bad this morning that i felt like i blew out my O ring.
by TG and JG December 28, 2008
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Alphaghetto

1. Used to describe kids from Alpharetta (or any other nice suburb) who like to pretend that they are from the ghetto, and therefore badass, when in reality they are spoiled, stupid brats. An Alphaghetto kid can be from any ethnicity (though they are usually black), so "Alphaghetto" is not simply another word for wigger.

2. A "bad" part of a nice suburb (merely meaning that there is not a Starbucks within a five feet radius).
"See that guy with fake bullet holes on his car? He is so Alphaghetto."
by Leigh Prince November 15, 2005
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Alphabits

Alphabits is a cereal that is shaped like alphatbet letters and quite possibly the worst cereal ever created. Alphabits is like what would happen if you took a 60 year old cheerio and dunked it in the toilet and rubbed it in a fat man's underwear. Alphabits just looks like one of those rip-off cereal brands (which it pretty much is) that tastes like a gigantic turd. Just dont buy Alphabits... you will want your $4.00 back. You may die by implosion from eating this ceral.
Boy 1: "He look a new a cereal called Alphabits!"

Boy 2: "NO DONT EAT TH--"

*KABOOM*
by maxatron July 30, 2009
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Alphabait

Asking advice on how to break the law, typically done on anonymous forums. This is usually done in active sting operations to bust 'domestic terrorists' or as fishing for an excuse for more monitoring by the alphabets (FBI, ATF etc).
That guy on /k/ asked on how to make a silencer out of a potato and a condom. That's clearly alphabait
by Kompress0r July 1, 2021
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Alphanite

An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear. most people pass out due to the stench and often wear a gas mask in the presence of an alphanite. alot of people might think an alphanite might wet his pants often, however this is not true! An alphanites lower area may be wet due to them sweating too hard during a game of overwatch.
Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!
by Gayboi farti September 25, 2021
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Alphacrita

a man with the most girthiest explosive condesning black balls to ever exist in this universe. He also attracts males and shaquille o'neal. dont mess with him, or else you will suck, literally.
OOOOOOOOOMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG its alphacrita, i cant wait to put his balls inside of me
by hackerman68orsomeshit October 8, 2022
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Alphastatism Syndrome

the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition
"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."
by Limernails March 10, 2023
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