shave the alpacas

An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!

Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl

by OA-arizona March 10, 2017

alpacasauce

it can be defined as a root vegetable also known as a potato. alpacasauce can only be found in the wild by breeding so genetically modified alpacas.

hey did you hear about how alicia made alpacasauce 1, 2 and 3?

by sexy seboon 69 October 1, 2022

Apocolyptic alpacas

Death metal band formed in linthwaite mad out of children

Me: Yo did you know I'm in a band
Friend: Sick dude, what's the name
Me: Apocolyptic alpacas

by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

Apocolyptic alpacas

A metal band formed in linthwaite made of two children

I'm in a band called apocolyptic alpacas

by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

Deep Space Alpacamacorn

A Alpaca, llama and unicorn hybrid that is typically spotted in deep space.

The Deep Space Alpacamacorn nests in an asteroid for the night.

by StrongSheep June 30, 2019