Alpaca

The most mischievous animal on the face of the earth. Alpacas are behind aaaalll things devious. Your lost ipod, the gum in your hair, everything. FEAR THE ALPACAS!!

The alpacas stole my lunch money

by A_jar_squid January 26, 2010

alpaca

a relitive to the Llama that has a tendency to be very pickey about the silkeyness of it's coat, likes expensive shampoo and african cheese.

I saw an Alpaca being sherred for it's silky coat, then washed with expensive shampoo, after,they fed it African cheese as an award for its good behavior.

by Claire April 25, 2005

alpacaness

1. The queen of the alpacas
2. Something to describe something better then you

Urban Dictionary's alpacaness is off the charts!

by D1xon_C1d3r April 7, 2017

Alpaca

When a person or animal act a certain kind of wonderful when not under control of themselves

Last night was crazy good thing I'm just an alpaca

by Barracudabtch June 1, 2014

Alpaca

An animal, usually mistaken with llamas, that seems very beautiful and will try to hypnotize you until they eat your brain

That girl was killed by an Alpaca yesterday, i told her to stay away from that devil

by euzinha November 30, 2013

Alpaca

Furry horse

I see an alpaca

by Mayacharlie March 5, 2018

alpaca

Slang term referring to the packing of a bowl of weedies. This is used when not wanting to be obvious of ones intentions.

Hey brosef, why don't you alpaca it up?

by palungus September 11, 2010