alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

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alcohol drop

when a minor calls an older friend/neighbor/grandma to deliver alcohol to a location

"Hey Steve, I heard you just turned 21. Could you hook me up with an alcohol drop?? I'm partying at 123 Beer Road

by gemmmmmmmmmmmma July 31, 2006

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Alcoholic Arnie

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 Iced Tea and 1/2 Miller High Life. Add lemon, if desired.

Inspired by the popular Arnold Palmer drinks, hence the name.

Bro #1: "Drinkin' Arnold Palmer's all day is great, but by the end I'm craving something to get me AFU..."

Bro #2: "Dude, you've got beer and we can make iced tea - pour that shit together in one of those orange Gatorade jugs!"

Both bros, together: "Alcoholic Arnie's!"

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by Jazzual July 29, 2011

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Alcocall

a phone call made deliberately for the purpose of obtaining alcohol. These calls are usually odd and made by unsuspecting friends that don't associate with the called much beyond when they need something.

Jeremy: "Hey what's up Ned. How are things?"
Ned: "Ahh Jeremy, pretty good. Things are fine for me. How are you buddy, i haven't talked to you in like 2 months."
Jeremy: "I'm good, I'm good. Hey man... ah do you think you can...say...get me some stuff for tonight."
Ned: *hangs up phone* "Damn alcocalls"

by The69person June 18, 2009

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