Almost

A song by Bowling for Soup That I would say almost everyone could relate to.

I aaallllmost had you,
but I guess that doesn't cut it.
I aaallllmost had you,
and I didn't even know it.
You kept me guessin'
and now I'm destined
to spend my time missin' you.
I almost wish you would've loved me too.

by Mustang GT May 09, 2005

Almost

A word that doesn't count except in horseshoes, hand grenades, and goverment work. (Also associated with the words, "close," "nearly," and "just about.")

We almost made it.

I almost won the powerball.

by SZBOI September 14, 2010

The Almost

A person who cannot complete a full repetition of a task. One who is incapable of success of the smallest amounts. One who cannot find a spot in life to call his place.

Tell The Almost to go back to collecting movies.

by Thegreatestoppressor February 01, 2011

Almost

The saddest word in the world.
Why?
Well...

I was almost good enough.
They were almost in love with me.
We almost made it.
She almost survived.
I almost felt better.
She almost forgave me.

by ._._._._._._._._._._._._._._. December 30, 2021

Almost

Anything Ja Morant does, he is the king of almost.

Dude do you see how Ja Morant almost finished that dunk? Or almost ended that guys career?

by nbafanatic2786 April 20, 2021

Almosting

The syndrome of getting extremely close to realizing prominence or fortune in your chosen artistic pursuit, and through circumstances beyond your control or a because of a seeming twist of cruel fate, finding yourself consigned back to struggle and relative obscurity.

Damn, when that director died on the way to the meeting to get my buddy's script greenlit, that was one of the worst case of almosting I've ever seen.

by Marquismarq February 26, 2020

almost

coulda, shoulda, woulda didn't. you should have fwapped that.

well i almost-
"BULLSHIT. yer such a pussy!"

by Madd Jester September 20, 2003