Alyssandra

One of the most badass people you will ever meet, yet she has a great ability to be kind and compassionate. But if you fuck with her, y'alls gon' get fucked.

Person A: "Bro, you see that girl over there?"
Person B: "Yeah. She kicked some douche's ass a few mintues ago, then she wrote some poetry. Oh yeah, then she gave me $20. What's her name?"
Person A: "It must be Alyssandra."

by bombassmofo December 6, 2010

Alessandra

The most beautiful, incredible girl that will ever live. She's known to be the smartest girl anyone knows. She is sweet, generous, and the most cute little can of kick-ass there will ever be.

MR. MOO MOO: ALESSANDRA IS AMAZING AS FUCKING FUCK
JOHN TROLLINSKI: True story.

by Knohnny Joxville April 27, 2013

Alissandra

The name Alissandra doesn't have an official definition. Yet when you come across one, they're usually unique and creative (like their name) and profess an odd aura of happiness. Alissandras' tend to be on the attractive side and can never be seen as not liked or unkind. Most people named Alissandra are one of the nicest people that you will meet. Many are satisfied when stumbling across an Alissandra because of their compelling personality.

Person: Whats your name again?
Beautiful Person: Alissandra.
Person: I think I just won the lottery!

alisandraalexandraalessandraallisandrasexy

by OG_Alissandra April 30, 2013

Alessandra

She’s pretty and such a nice girl she’s funny as well, she can be very lazy lol, she’s thicc and is short and has a big booty, she is a lovely girl and if you know an alessandra don’t let her go, don’t lose her, tell her how you feel

,tell her you love her

Boy1: she’s cute
Boy4: must be an alessandra then
Girl1: I wish I was an alessandra

by Cutiepie201 May 1, 2019

Alessandra Marc

World famous opera singer from Spain. Considered by many to be the best female soprano in the industry.

Alessandra Marc is hailed at having the best singing voice of all time.

by Alfie The Horndog April 26, 2006

Alessandra

Alessandra:
The most beautiful thing that God put on this earth!
Beautiful
Breath taking
Gorgeous

That sun set is alessandra!

by Mitko July 16, 2008

Alessandra

A hot cute girl who will make you laugh everyday, she’s a beautiful girl and has such a amazing personality she’s a real friend and will never talk bad behind ur back. She’s super hot and thick😍🤤 she’s so gorgeous, her nickname is either ally or aless

Boy2: damn that ass tho
Girl1: she’s so pretty
Boy3: I guess she’s an alessandra

by Cutiepie201 May 2, 2019