all balls and no forehead

Slang for not very bright.

That poor fucker is all balls and no forehead.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

all cock no balls

all cock no balls refers to an individual who struts around as if he knows something but when its time to put up they shrink like a turtle in a shell

Ronny was prancing around the club acting bad but when that dude aked him to step outside he proved to be all cock no balls

by spuge3 January 9, 2009

All Balls No Chain

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.

Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man

by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011

like all balls

(adverb), like crazy i.e. a lot

BILLY: Hey Susie, wanna go hit that nudie beach up in Malibu and get rid of some of these tan lines?
SUSIE: Are you kidding? Have you looked outside today? It's raining ike crazy out there!
BILLY LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW.
BILLY: Damn. It's raining like all balls.

by HelenHar January 1, 2008

all balls no cock

Some one who has testicals that are over sized in comparisons to there penis.

Stumpy cock swollen bags.

"Coorrr mark your all balls no cock"

by Stumpy2000 October 26, 2013

All dick, No balls

Someone who puts themselves out there(or by accident), but are not confident in their execution or presentation.

Person 1: Ammar's performance was good but he was too nervous
Person 2: He had All Dick, No Balls.

by RealRanjit July 28, 2022

all balled up

Depressed; Lots of emotions knotted up inside

After the breakup, Michelle felt all balled up.

by netwench July 18, 2003