Alpha Bitch

Someone who is bossy, rude, bitchy, and has no rivals/bullies. While they are almost always found in schools, they can also be found in similar places. An alpha bitch is usually seen as a responsible, inspiring, and helpful leader in the eyes of their superiors (whether that be their teachers, their boss, etc), but that couldn't be farther from the truth, for when their superiors aren't around, they feel like they can rule over everyone and impose restrictions on other people. I should also mention the fact that they feel the need to snitch on people whenever they get the chance, and that can be for the smallest thing, like swearing or breaking the most retarded rule ever, and then they just turn around and do the same god-damned thing, because they know nobody is going to snitch on them, because if they did, their superiors would never believe that the "responsible, helpful, leader" did something bad. An alpha bitch will also, at times, insult people, and when they do, many people around them usually start to laugh, the alpha bitch will continue to roast you like a chicken for however long they please; but god-forbid you EVER have the AUDACITY to insult them back, for if you do, they will play the victim like crazy, then they, along with their friends, will give you a beating for the ages!

Ellen: Hey, Zack, take that retarded bracelet off before I kick you in the balls!
Zack: Why?
Ellen: Why? Because, or else I'll fuck your mom!
*Everyone except for Zack erupts in laughter*
Zack: You have no reason to tell me that, you have no authority over me you stupid retard!
Ellen: Oh my god! We do not say that word! Do you have any idea what that means?
Zack: You said it like one minute ago!
Ellen: It doesn't matter!
*Ellen's friend snitches on Zack*
Kevin: Zack, you idiot! She's an alpha bitch!
Zack: So....?

Kevin: Not only are you in deep shit for saying the R-word, but she's gonna beat you to death for insulting her.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic July 30, 2021

aliah

Aliah is the most prettiest girl you'll ever see. She is really fun to hang around with. She is also really funny and will make you smile at anytime. She is also so kind and pure hearted, she would never hurt anyone. She is also one of the smartest people you'll ever meet. If you ever meet an aliah don't lose her cause you'll regret it. If she enters your life she will make is better and she is realiable and really supportive, you can always count on her . Also she makes the best friend.

Aliah is the best friend I can ever have

by catanimegirl December 2, 2018

Alpha Show Piece (ASP)

All creds go to Cousin T Taw & Uncle Rom Wills check them out.

There’s the scum of the dirt ugly man , there’s the ugly man , there’s the average joe , the average handsome,

THEN

there’s the next level ... The Standard Diesel man the original standard alpha. Think NBA pro level , then above them are the all stars. Then the MVPs the best of the best of the best. That’s an ASP. Usually they are blessed genetically in every area imaginable the face the body build and height. These are are the alphas man. Think Dwayne Johnson , Alexander Skarsgård in Tarzan , Henry Cavill , Daniel Craig. Alphas are inspired regular men are intimidated and or jealous. This caliber even the original alphas don’t even compete with no one. It’s a totally different ball game. There’s no need for them too. These are the men older and even young women pay for for sex exotic work in the sexual underworld if you know you know. These are the gigalow s . Hate all you want but when the ASP Holy Ghost hits everyone knows. It is what it is. What are you gonna do about it !

When that Alpha Show Piece (ASP) Holy Ghost hits its game over for any and everyone in his presence. Commands respect regardless of how people are feeling.

by anonymous May 17, 2021

alpha wiskey

Alpha Wiskey – Military slang cover term for toilet paper, or ass wipe.

Night Hawk 7 Romeo, Night Hawk 7 Romeo. This is Dagger 7. Tap Night Hawk 7 actual on the shoulder and tell him to bring 3 boxes of Alpha Wiskey with him when he rolls to our site. How copy over?

by Trav March 28, 2005

Alpha Fail

A person who, whilst thinking they are the Alpha Male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and cocky, is actually a complete fucktard, will end up fucking his hand most nights, and is a general douche.

Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.

Guy 1: "Look at Mike, he thinks he's such a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they're laughing at him behind his back"

Guy 2: "Yeah he's such an Alpha Fail"

by DannoRC March 19, 2010

Alishba

She is a kind sweetheart-ed person who is always there for you she make people happy and smile she isfunny you are lucky if you have a alishba in your life and remember not to lose her because you wont find someone like her ever again in your life

Friend N = you know what alishba did today she made me laugh a lot as i was gonna like cry
Friend Z = WAIT WHAT !! i read on urban dictionary that alishba is a kind person!! can you please introduce me to her!!!!!
Friend N = OKAY

by j98ennifer February 13, 2020

alisha

alisha is a very pretty, smart and kind girl.
she has a very kind heart and will never fail to make you smile.
she thinks that she looks bad in photos but she is actually so beautiful.
she will always make sure that you are happy and you are okay.
she can be very sensitive and emotional and cries when she is mad.
she is also very, very loyal. once she finds the one she will only love them, forever.
when someone breaks her heart, she will be upset for a little bit
but she will laugh it off and find someone better.
usually her exes are ugly and they were out of her league.

alisha ? oh!! sha sha :) i love her !!

by playboycartilover November 8, 2021