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algoracle

Contraction of "al gore" and "oracle", used to mean those who worship Al Gore and his amazing internet-inventing, climate change creating brain. Usually used to mock the people who will believe anything he says without any independent thought of their own.
Gullible hippie chick: OMG, did you hear teh global warming is gonna kill us alll!?!?!?

Cynical won: Yeah the Algoracle always says that, but I'm still freezing my ass off.
by muntumbo mo klick March 5, 2008
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Allegorical Wank

Cracking one out over an image which serves as a proxy for an intended (but unattainable) object of desire.

See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.
Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.
by Theilliterate June 28, 2023
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Alyrically

Adverb. Referring to the qualities of a song excluding the lyrics.
I like that song alyrically.

I know there is cussing in it Mom, you have to listen to it alyrically
by CubeOfCheese May 19, 2017
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algorically

Using your podium to spread panic in order to fill your pockets. ... especially about "scientifically" rehashed and or massaged computer models of tainted weather data.
When Todd sold his third book on the subject, it was clear he was speaking "algorically".

The urban dictionary should define spreading panic about "scientific" computer models of tainted weather data as Algorically speaking.
by Bengali the mage February 7, 2010
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Allegorical

1. To come second
2. To loose inspire of being up against an inbred sub-normal opponent

Derived from Al Gore, specifically his performance in the US Presidential Elections where he came second to George W. Bush.
It's because you're allegorical mate.
by McSpoon.. May 30, 2010
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algorianism

Something so plainly false that anyone insisting it is true looks like a complete asshole.
Anything Al Gore has ever said about climate change could be classified as an algorianism.
by Werdsmythe December 8, 2009
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Algofication

Algofication refers to the rather increasingly audience-confusing influence and applications of algorithms in various aspects of life, society, and industry.
The Algofication of the net was slow yet somewhat obvious even to tons of normies towards the early 2010s.
by Snapper2001 January 2, 2026
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