Alexandre is a sexy ass nigga who all the ladies love. He usaally Marries girls named ruby, jules, Emily, Vanessa, or sydney. Alexandre can make anyone smile or laugh he is the man for you . If you know a alexandre that's single you should get with him cause in his 30's he'll be super cute
Is that alexandre he's so fucking hot
by The white shadow - 2437 November 27, 2018
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A guy, hat fetish, probably drives a Datsun, has the hottest girl friend who has a girlfriend, likes a bit of weed, can cook spaghetti, usually lives with a guy called Ben and loves the jingjing.
"Sweet as", "What's doin man", "That'll buff out" - Alexandre
by Miss B ft. Gracie July 25, 2008
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Alexandre is someone who loves to eat pasta and spaghetti but he loves his own noodle moar. He is an artist who loves to draw females with (out) cloths. When he smiles and laughs he looks cute but when he is annoyed he act super cute ! But don't talk with him about boobies or vivi (which is something every guy wants) because his noodle is like a rocket who can fly in 1 sec. He loves games , eating food more then normal , likes to go into wild because he thinks he is an expert wildman but he's not. He is someone who pretends to be innocent but he has an excellent mind which can make many dangerous plans like killing a mosquito in 0.01 sec. so consider yourself lucky if u have met any Alexandre ever !
" Wow shots sound and toxic cloud.. are we in Iraqi ? _ No, that's just Alexandre who eated cassoulet "
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Alexandre has a cock as big as a baguette and as thick as beyonce's ass!
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That guy is such a Alexandre
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A guy who is always up for a party at 8PM then laying on the couch at midnight.
1- Look at him, he is such an Alexandre tonight !
2- Do an Alexandre
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He is our gay boy................. gay boys unite.....United Airlines.
Friend 1 describing Alexandre during English class: "Ya know Alex, our gay boy, he is our gay boy................. gay boys unite.....United Airlines."
Friend 2: "Ah yes.... United Airlines."
by death uwu December 3, 2019
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