Alcohol

The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Homer Simpson: To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

by TurkTurkleton August 17, 2011

Alcohol

Man’s most misunderstood culinary achievement.

Alcohol can be found in countless things that makes your day either better or worse.

by nethcev! August 21, 2006

Alcohol

it's what Jamie Foxx blames "IT" on

Blame it on the 'trone got you in the zone
Blame it on the goose got you feelin loose
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)

by I'm a Kenneth February 01, 2010

Alcohol

Confidence in a bottle.

Bryan drank a bottle of Sailor Jerry's (Rum which contains alcohol in case you are a dumb motherfucker) and was motherfucking confident and comfortable with his own personality (the opposite of his usual self).

by wittyname January 20, 2010

Alcohol

The core of all evil; but it helps you get bitches

Person 1: Look I'm holding 750 ml of pure evil in my hands... here have a sip

Alcohol. Here lies the birth and death of your relationship!

by lolanonnnnnnnnn October 24, 2010

Alcohol

An awful liquid that everyone pretends to enjoy. Keep that away from you.

Donald trump never drinks alcohol, which makes him the best president of the US!!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

Alcohol

Alcohol is said to make the truth come out but i came to realize that this is false. Alcohol is fun because it make people drunk. Drunk is being something your not, acting how normally you would not. Which in fact is not the truth about how you behave. Alcohol instead of creating the truth it creates distances. Distances from many things. Distance from yourself for one. When drinking alcohol it makes yourself less well... like yourself. Whether its not acting like yourself at all or thinking that alcohol is going to make you "fit in" but if you have to do something to try to fit in you don't belong there in there first place. This is where distance steps in again because it is taking you away from the place you do fit in.. like with the friends who like you without the alcohol. Alcohol is also used as a tool. People say "I'm just having a good time" but if it was a real good time you would be able to do this without the need of alcohol. And if you were with the ones that really mattered you would be able to have a good/fun time without the need of alcohol. Really alcohol has a false name for itself and it should be known.

You are drunk as fuck, and i think it's because of the alcohol.

by kell60 January 27, 2010