alcoholism

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Goddamnit Jimmy, you have lupus. Goddamnit Jimmy, you have alcoholism. One of those doesn't sound right.

by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015

Altoholism

A condition that affects MMORPG gamers in which they re-roll new characters whenever they reach the 40 to 50 level range. This is usually due to the player not finding the endgame enjoyable and the player having the urge to continue to play the game as opposed to growing bored of it due to a high level character.

I'm simply in no hurry to bring my character to a point where I no longer really enjoy it. Due to Altoholism I roll new characters every time I get into that mid forties/fifties range.

by LJX November 30, 2005

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010

Alcoholist

Much different than an Alcoholic. Alcoholists do not have a dependency on alcohol. They merely enjoy drinking large amounts of alcohol to reach that "happy place", which usually means blacking out and trying to figure out what the hell happened last night.

Dude I'm not alcoholic. I'm an alcoholist.

All alcoholists have a a flask full of Jägermeister and red bull to have an instant Jäger bomb.

by whitie1234 August 30, 2010

Alcotholism

Religious Organization, whole body of Alcotholics; ~, Leaving aside the historical meanings indicated under the Oxford English Dictionary thus associates present-day Alcotholism with:

"The whole body of Alcotholics". The actual extension of Alcotholism in this sense varies with the different understandings of what it means to be an Alcotholic.

This particular sect is defined by is mass being on friday or saturday night and haveing weekly "Prayer" hours every day of the week typically in bars following work hours. Patron saints include Samuel Adams, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan.

I am a devout follower of alcotholism and I pray every friday and saturday night.

by J. Randall June 25, 2008

Alcoholimic

A person (usually a girl) who makes themselves throw up after a night of drinking in the hopes that they reduce their hangover.

Where did Laura go?

She went to go make herself throw up.

She's a total alcoholimic.

by Dean the Painter May 22, 2011

Alcoholism

The only disease which people can be yelled at/criticized for.

Alcoholism
You may here someone yell "Damnit, you're an alcoholic!" but you'll never here someone say "Damn you, you have Cancer!"

by Kazera August 22, 2006