albina

a beautiful girl, total godess
you either love her or hate her
loving, caring, trustworthy, an awesome friend, perfect girlfriend
believes in destiny. The sweetest bitch
Knows how to party, but isn't too focused on it, she has her own goals in life

That girl is hot, she's a total albina.

by Ja$0n May 23, 2010

Gnorts, Mr. Alien

Neil Armstrong spelled backwards.

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.

by Magnum47 November 5, 2017

Dirty Albin

When you helicopter your big black dick to the beat of the songs from Disney classics.

“Is Michael coming to the party?”
“Nah, he can’t make it. There’s a Disney movie marathon on Freeform and he got caught up doing the dirty Albin.”

by J-Meow June 5, 2020

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

parental alienation

When one parent brainwashes a child to make them hate their other parent

He was a good dad but doesn't see his kids any more cause his EX gave his kids parental alienation

by Bruce the erased Dad andGrandp May 25, 2016

Albenis

The penis of a man with albinism.

Person 1: "Woah, you better put some sunscreen on your albenis before you get sunburnt!"

Person 2 (Albino): "Shut up, Carl."

by totally_not_a_stalker November 24, 2022

Aliens

People from outerspace. Generally peace loving and wise, they've come to Earth because we've got velcro and they love that shit

I've got some Aliens living in my basement

by Quicksand Jesus May 2, 2004