Albatross Wings

the Stretched inner lips of a women’s vagina.

Damn! That bitch got some big ass Albatross Wings!!!

by Geric Linlee September 18, 2018

albotrouz

basically a boss ass bitch

fuck that little mouse cause im an albotrouz

by Little Kid named Albotrouz December 9, 2015

white albatross

An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.

Yea, dude, Stu, Tony, and I totally got your mom to give us a white albatross...

by palebot October 16, 2009

floss the albatross

carry a burden. albatross being a metaphor for a gift or burden

floss the albatross like daddy kane with a chain

by killerbee33 April 21, 2018

albatraoz

Member of the swedish band albatraoz. Fx. being Aron Michael Ekberg , better known by his stage name AronChupa

Fuck that little mouse, 'cause I 'm an albatraoz.

by Jaabool January 28, 2015

albatross

A metaphor for a dead weight or burden that one must carry, especially when the burden is not a literal one but a stigma of some kind that one cannot easily discard or throw off. The name comes from a story about a sailor who killed an albatross that was following his ship, an act thought to bring bad luck upon the ship. His fellow sailors made him wear the dead albatross around his neck as penance to ward off the bad luck.

Joe: I have wonderful news! I finally got laid last night!

Jim: Congrats, man! Doesn't it feel good to not have that albatross around your neck any more?

by ieatboogers August 22, 2010

email albatross

Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.

...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...

by eine May 30, 2006