alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.

Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.

by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006

Alaskan Thunderfuck

A secret word used to identify when a friend is holding and wants to smoke weed.

Dude i heard bill has the alaskan thunderfuck, we should go hit him up

by samithyl3itch August 4, 2009

Alaskan Thunderfuck

Having sex while bear hugging and making moose noises and wearing a hat like Bofur the dwarf.

Hey, want an alaskan thunderfuck? I hear its the bees knees!

by Dumpater January 7, 2021