alaskan thunderfuck 

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.

Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.

alaskan thunderfuck by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006

Alaskan Thunderfuck 

A secret word used to identify when a friend is holding and wants to smoke weed.

Dude i heard bill has the alaskan thunderfuck, we should go hit him up

Alaskan Thunderfuck by samithyl3itch August 4, 2009

Alaskan Thunderfuck 

Having sex while bear hugging and making moose noises and wearing a hat like Bofur the dwarf.

Hey, want an alaskan thunderfuck? I hear its the bees knees!

Alaskan Thunderfuck by Dumpater January 7, 2021

Alaskan Thunder Fuck 

When you shove a salmon half way up your ass and you let a grizzly bear eat it out while you fuck an Eskimo

Johnny did the Alaskan thunder fuck with Akna and “Ben” from Grizzly Adams while on vacation in the Inuit Village.

Alaskan Thunder Fuck by Peeps1982 September 11, 2021

Alaska Thunderfuck 

Drag queen, recording artist, author, queen of snakes, Golden Girls enthusiast and anything that she sets her mind to? Who is that woman? Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the Planet Glamatr0n! Such a genuinely kind hearted person and talented artists that deserves only love and the best things in the world, we cherish her forever.

And if you disagree, you can go eat shit, except if you’re into that… Then I hope you don’t eat shit ever again

-Wow!! Alaska Thunderfuck is so gorgeous, sexy, sensual and breath taking!
- I know right??

Alaska Thunderfuck by putamocreia_vagabunda November 24, 2021

alaska thunderfuck 

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!

Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz

alaska thunderfuck by Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2008

Alaska Thunderfuck 

Queen bitch Drag mother from the planet Glamtron 5000.

Don’t touch her wigs. Your make-up is terrible. I love your pussy. Anus. Hieeee.

Alaska Thunderfuck is the winner of Rupaul’s All stars seasons 2.

Alaska Thunderfuck by NumbchuckBitch August 5, 2022