Alameda peeps

A popular forum used by Karens to complain about nothing happening in Alameda

Homeless man: spare change?

Karen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IM PUTTING THIS ON ALAMEDA PEEPS!!!!

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

alamedine

Widely problematic gangster wannabes located in Sydney nsw Australia. Often known to have pointless beef with other arab gangs hamzys and are often weak but come in large amounts

person 1: damn bro did you see that alamedine

person 2: yeah bro he was attacking that hamzy for no reason

by snoop fish November 24, 2021

Alameda

The best school in the world.There cross country team is great and they are have cute girls and the best teachers you will ever meet

Barnard said alameda is great
Shane said ya it is

by Bloka October 2, 2019

Cherry Alamode

Cherry Alamode is when a dude fucks a girl on her period, then when the dude is done the mixture of semen and period blood will slowly seep out of her coochie.

Dude: Let's fuck.
Girl: I can't I'm on my period.
Dude: Then we'll have a "Cherry Alamode"

by SovietBirb December 5, 2019

alameda atom bomb

a drink native to Alameda California involving budweiser, nyquil, coffee and pretty much whatever shit you find laying around

"the guy asked for an double A bomb and his tongue caught on fire!"

by Ricky Sakahura July 9, 2005

alameda

The place that everyone hates. A dinky little bitch hole island in California, which has next to nothing to do, unless you count going to the disgusting beach. Oh, and our flag has an anchor on it. Do you need more proof that this place janky?

1.I just went into the beach water and now I hella have herpes.

2.Add a y to Alameda, and you get.."A lame day."

by Katie Lee May 17, 2006

Alameda

A lame-ass small town in California, but for some reason the coolest people live there.

Why are the finest girls all from Alameda?

by GangGangYo December 15, 2018