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Noun. See also "Awesome". A person that exemplifies awesomeness. A man with an angellic face and the body of a god. Just saying the name will cause all womens panties to drop withing a 300 mile radius. Too much use of the name may cause health issues such as nosebleeds, myopoism, hangnail, the gout, shingles, the Black Death and anal and vaginal leakage. Akio’s combination of intellectual brilliance and flawless, godlike physique leaves you earthly peasents dumbfounded. This guy has biceps so massive that their gravitational presence in our solar system is essential to life as we know it. Although one would expect this gem from God to have a larger than life persona, Akio is known for his modesty and kindness to all which undeniably completes him as the perfect human being.
That guy is so Akio.

My vaginal leakage was caused by Akio.

Hello ma'am do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior Akio?
Akio by Dhdurjeke September 26, 2022

akio anteros 

player dates every girl at his school/work/and etc. and goes after girls at other schools/works/ and etc. he ok lookin and wants physical contact in order to have a relationship with him. akio are very rare and unwanted but are very experienced and good for losing virginity for first timers.
girl 1: i spent last night with akio anteros

girl 2: i spent a few nights with him last month too

girl 3: but he broke up with me recently how can he spend the night with you already?

girl 4: i thought i was his first
akio anteros by A. A. March 6, 2017

Akio Car 

Red topless (not convertible) sportscar, custom plate "OHTORI", appears in places it shouldn't be able to drive to. Its engine is the sound that races around the end of the world.
Don't you just love the throb of the engine?
Akio Car by Random832 February 21, 2005

akio anteros 

akio anteros is a very positive person who may not appear to be friendly but is very friendly. never upset an akio anteros be cause he may get overwhelmed with thoughts.
person 1: he's an akio anteros

person 2: no wonder he's so friendly
akio anteros by A. A. March 6, 2017

Akio akira 

A Japanese women named ‘Akio Akira’. She is 25 years old, she used to become friends with a lot of people in her town. She used to drive people insane until they committed suicide. They would most likely go to a forest called ‘ Aokigahara’ known as the Suicide forest. This was popular around 18-1900’s. When she passed away she continued, finished her job. She haunted this forest. She most likely still does today.
akio akira was a tall women with dark brown hair and blue eyes

National Kiss a Kio day 

February 27th, is the day on which you should kiss any of your friends named Kio because they're super awesome and deserve love. (Also buy them boba, if you're a good person.)
National Kiss a Kio day: A holiday made by Kio to recieve some love and boba.
Bryan: "Have you heard?! It's Kiss a Kio day!"
Your mother: "OMG, I'll go give him a big smooch right now!"