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Noun. See also "Awesome". A person that exemplifies awesomeness. A man with an angellic face and the body of a god. Just saying the name will cause all womens panties to drop withing a 300 mile radius. Too much use of the name may cause health issues such as nosebleeds, myopoism, hangnail, the gout, shingles, the Black Death and anal and vaginal leakage. Akio’s combination of intellectual brilliance and flawless, godlike physique leaves you earthly peasents dumbfounded. This guy has biceps so massive that their gravitational presence in our solar system is essential to life as we know it. Although one would expect this gem from God to have a larger than life persona, Akio is known for his modesty and kindness to all which undeniably completes him as the perfect human being.
That guy is so Akio.

My vaginal leakage was caused by Akio.

Hello ma'am do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior Akio?
by Dhdurjeke September 26, 2022
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