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Airlock

When two people press their butts together so that their anuses form an air-tight seal, allowing for the transfer of poop and/or furry rodents.
Jill and Josie wanted to poop back and forth forever so they dropped trow and formed an airlock.
by Ducks3562 April 21, 2020
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Airlock

To use ones scrotum and stretch it over the face of a male or female and cut off the air supply to the nose and mouth.
She said she wanted to lick my balls so I stretched my sack over her face and airlocked her.
by bsipe July 30, 2009
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Airlocked

An unfortunate phenomenon encountered by men at a public urinal in which it is not possible to pee until the 'airlock' is released by letting out a fart.

This effect and it's negative consequences are often compounded by being in an office environment where letting a big one rip simply isn't an option.
"Greg from HR walked in just as I was about to start pissing, I was so airlocked I had to zip up and go"
by Johnroofs September 22, 2020
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extreme airlocking

The act of filling all bodily orifices possible through the act of penetration. This includes, but is not necessarily limited to, the vagina, anus, mouth, ears, nose and urethra.
Corwi is the definite champion of extreme airlocking. He once succeeded to airlock 5 midgets using a variety of paraphernalia while blindfolded.
by sphynxter August 1, 2011
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Shoving Wesley into the airlock.

Picard wriggled his eyebrows at Beverly and winked. "I'm shoving Wesley into the airlock." Beverly winked back, " Make sure you push him all the way inside this time."
by Wolverine3173 May 19, 2019
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Airlocking

The afab equivalent of docking. The act of two vaginas being smashed together until the suction is achieved.
I walked in on Jenna's mom airlocking with their neighbor's wife.
by Flatlinefetish July 5, 2022
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airlock

A sealed compartment in a spacecraft or a building that is designed to allow the passage of people or objects while maintaining a controlled environment, typically to prevent the exchange of air between two different environments.
Astronaut: Airlock ready
Jack: Chicken waffle syrup
Astronaut: Where the hell did you come from!?
by Overall1728 September 22, 2023
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