armless

Refers to a person who doesn't compare to another person.

Person 1: That person doesn't hold a candle to you.

Person 2: Why, are they armless?

by robert powers December 11, 2006

Airless plastic

An insult to someone who is skinny and weak.

Kid 1: Come on, you can do better
Kid 2: I'm trying
Kid 1: What are you, an airless plastic

by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021

Armless Sasquatch

Euphemism for a bowel movement.

Chris: "Yo Andrew, give me five... I've got to release an armless sasquatch."

Andrew: "Yeah man, no worries. You should have seen the armless sasquatch I left in the toilet last night."

by Scottsdale182 July 19, 2010

Armless Legless Onesie

A one-pieced garment that is also known as a bodysuit or leotard; A term usually used for referring to an infant's bodysuit or leotard.

The baby wearing the grey armless legless onesie was crawling around in his playpen.

by Myka M. November 26, 2018

aimvless

An amazing person that gives the best hugs and has the best music taste and the best personality, we can also define them as perfection.

Someone: Who's aimvless?
Oli: Oh he's a funny, amazing and a very cool person that is literally the best human in the world. Basically, he's perfect.

by oli.exe July 3, 2021

The Armless Horseman

The act of vigorously fucking the empty sleeve of one's winter coat, often leather. In the act of Armless Horsemaning the person usually ejaculates into the sleeve of said winter coat.

My roommate just did The Armless Horseman into my new leather jacket!

by PerkinsHadSexWithFiala December 17, 2010

armless hug

when a naked lady, with tube sock titties, gets too close to you causing her titties wrap or droop around your body. It feels like a hug with no arms.

Last night, after mom took her ambien, she came in my room to kiss me good night. She was naked so I got an armless hug when she kissed my forehead.

by messy bun2 February 27, 2020