Aiken 

Aiken is the biggest simp of them all. He lost No Nut November on the first day due to his imaginary girlfriend.

Is he as dumb as Aiken? No, I don't think anyone can be dumber than him!

Aiken by mrstealy November 8, 2020

Aiken 

A really great and pretty guy with a great jawline that Can taste the difference in water like a chad. is awesome at geography. Has had 0 girlfriends in his life time (Because they aren't enough for him) and just a really great guy in general altho his skin isn't the best.

gir 1: He's really pretty

guy 2: yeah he's almost half as good looking as Aiken

Aiken by defo_not_aiken December 13, 2020

Aiken 

A Pussy

"I love Aiken!"

Aiken by Fragola5599 March 28, 2022

Aiken Scholars Academy 

A school created in aiken meant to join all of the "smart" children together. If you go there, you're one of three types of students; really gay, athletic as hell, or the teacher's pet. Our school song is i want it that way so that's a bonus but we also don't have any sports so that's a big downside.

guy 1: oh you go to Aiken Scholars Academy?
guy 2: yeah it's crackhead central

Aiken Scholars Academy by WhosJoe69 December 9, 2019

Aiken, SC 

A retirement place for old folks. Lots of golf and lots of horses for horse lovers. A place where hopes and dreams come to die. There isn't much to do or see, and the Aiken Mall (it's more of a hallway than a mall) is mostly dead, Books-A-Million is what keeps it barely alive.
It has things for old folks to do and things for very young children, but not much for teens and young adults. No big buildings over two stories high and a lot of people there are proud to be Southern. In some places in Aiken, it's like living in the 1960's. Lots of Southern Baptists and religious people too.

Person 1: Dude, I have bad news...
Person 2: What? What's wrong?
Person 1: I have to go to Aiken, SC to visit my Great Aunt June for a whole week.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, here take some of my things so you have something to do there.
Person 1: Thanks man, you're the best! *bro hug*

Person A: Hey ya!
Person B: Hi...
Person A: I'm from Aiken, SC. Where you from?
Person B: Augusta, GA...
Person A: Lucky! You guys have a real mall and things to do!
Person B: Haha, yeah

Aiken, SC by Blaze P. December 24, 2013

Aiken X Dora 

Aiken loves Dora

Wow look at Aiken and Dora or should I say, Aiken X Dora

Aiken X Dora by cool dude 12345678900987654321 December 17, 2021

Aiken X Dora 

Still another two lovebirds in our school (are they)?

Aiken: Guys, stop doing this to me
David: Nooo
Nathan: Aiken X Dora!
Liam: Bruh

Aiken X Dora by cool dude 09876543211234567890 December 18, 2021