Ahmed Afzal

He is the most perfect, beautiful, sweet boy you will ever meet, who'll make your entire world light up with so much feeling and love. He is adorable and very competitive. He also plays football very well. He is someone you'd want to cuddle up and keep in your pocket forever. He is like a little kitty cat; he acts like a lion but is so floofy and sweet to that one special person. He is the most charming baby boi ever.

Safa: I'm going to beat Ahmed Afzal in football.
Aaliya: Try your best but he's very competitive

by mrbob_blep November 6, 2020

Hafsa Ahmed

The most beautiful and nicest girl ever, she is that friend everyone needs. You can stare at her all day she is way too pretty. So many guys want her and they are jealous because she ignores all of them guys for this one guy she likes. She also does modelling with her sister Anum Ahmed. She gets so much hate she doesn't deserve this she is very stunning! Yes this is aimed to a certain Hafsa,
Her instagram: xhafsaa.x

Ismail: Hafsa Ahmed man I want dis girl
Eesa: She has a man bro

by A_certi December 11, 2019

Amedicon

How an uneducated Italian pronounces "American". These fools can be found at the Jersey shore and pizzerias everywhere.

Customer: "Hey guido, you call this baked dog shit pizza?"
Giuseppe: "Vat-TEEN-eh stunod Amedicon!"
Customer: "Learn the language or get out of the country, fucking greasy wop."

by sciflyer.25 February 3, 2013

ahmedar

A weird black child who has messed up teeth. You would not want to get on the bad side of Ahmedar because if you do he will send his minions Luke and Regan upon you. BEWARE!

I got into a fight with an Ahmedar
OH GOD NO

by medisaboss May 25, 2017

ahmednur

An ahmednur is always down to help you out and is always down for you know what.
Other than that they are funny and great in bed and also pack heavy downstairs

Helen: Wow is that ahmednur?
Erin: of course it is look how big his dick print is.

by StayWokeSis October 4, 2019

Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"

"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."

by snacky95 December 14, 2015