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agri spec

Male 16-24

Who wears polo shirts with Coller up
Dealer boots
Goes agricultural college and drives a fiesta with a CB arieal
That’ car is Agri Spec
Look he’s agri spec
by Burman1193 March 12, 2019
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agui mustache

A mustache on the upper lip of a teen who hasn't hit puberty yet and resembles pubic hair on the upper lip
Yo did you see Chris today he had an Agui Mustache
by 1sexysonofabitch May 17, 2014
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Christina Aguilera

The Marilyn Monroe of Pop: Talented, beautiful, graceful, lovable, classy, magnetic, intelligent, bold and passionate. She was a queen from the day she was born for having incredible stage presence and chemistry, and being simply very beautiful to look at.
1) I just love it when Christina Aguilera holds a note. It's such an eargasm!
2) Christina Aguilera has the most angelic voice that just captures my heart so completely. She's my dream woman in every way.
3) People overuse the term "stunning" but that's what Christina Aguilera really is.
4) Christina Aguilera is the very epitome of beauty and glamour. And that's why she is loved by both men and women.
5) There are too many Christina's today but the original is a ridiculously attractive woman. I would absolutely flip for her.
by ZiZi260 July 22, 2014
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pulling an Aguilar

When you stay inside all day and do nothing instead of going out and having fun with other people. Cabin fever may ensue after pulling too many consecutive Aguilars.
Mike: Where is Josh?

Stephen: I heard he was pulling an Aguilar.

Mike: I'll call him. *calls* Hey Josh, you're pulling a major Aguilar today! Why don't you come hang out with us?

Josh: No! You guys are faggots. I'm gonna stay here and pull an Aguilar for the rest of the day!
by Faguilar September 28, 2012
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Agorism

Agorism is a libertarian social philosophy that advocates creating a society in which all relations between people are voluntary exchanges by means of counter-economics, thus engaging with aspects of peaceful revolution. It's basically telling the State to stay out of your life.
- Ayeee, is Agorism Libertarian or what?

- Sorta, but it goes like this -- Agorism is a left-libertarian political philosophy that advocates the goal of bringing about a society in which all relations between people are voluntary exchanges by means of counter-economics.

- So wut, like.. they're anarchists against the current model of economy and State oppression? This sounds like a counter mf'n economy and a kick in the ass to the State!

- Yeh b, the counter-economy includes the free market, the black market, the "underground economy," all acts of civil and social disobedience, all acts of forbidden association (sexual, racial, cross-religious), and anything else the state, at any place or time, chooses to prohibit, control, regulate, tax, or tariff.

- Dayuum, so that's why some people are pro Bitcoin and other crypto-shizzle, they just want the state government out of their business!

- There's more to it, but yes, that's it.
by Pickin Dim September 9, 2018
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agrivirus

Slang for COVID-19 which spreads quickly through farm workers who are living and working in very close proximity to one another.
Those of us working in agriculture just call it the agrivirus.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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Agri-yob

Rather common, potentially fearsome and almost entirely insane lower-class countryside dweller wont to shouting "GET ARFF MOY LARND!" and pointing a 12-bore at one. Fond of tractors, cider and unpleasant acts with farmyard creatures, he or she serves a purpose. Quite whatthat is, apart from making a good beater and emptying the slurry pit occasionally, is moot.

Not to be confused with the Barbourian, which is a far higher caste of rural inhabitant altogether.

Better somehow, than town-centric, SUV-driving types, whose prisitne vehicles climb nothing higher than the kerb outside the local Waitrose.
Referred to in Blur's Coffee and TV, the agri-yob also features in the film Straw Dogs and in Waugh's novel Scoop.

From Coffee and TV:

"Do you go to the country?
It isn't very far.
There's people there who will hurt you
Cos of who you are…"
by Roo August 12, 2009
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