gentle agitation

Gently giving yourself a tug before full blown capitulation.

Shannon was alone on Sunday night so he started giving himself a bit of gentle agitation.

by laserpride March 10, 2020

agrovational

The ability of a manager to think they are motivating you when in reality they are only making everyone miserable.

After swallowing so much management BS I became agrovational and developed a horrible case of IBS.

by snowman69 April 18, 2009

Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 1, 2010

IM agination

With a BIT of imagination you can picture your messenger friends by using IM agination.

No, my online, buddy, I'm not just a figment of your IM agination.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Anibation

The act of ejaculating while looking at anime, hentai or any other form of animated porn.

Last night I found a website that made a porno starring Lois Griffin and had myself a very nice session of anibation.

Anibation is the 3rd leading cause for nerds not getting laid.

by The Squiggler February 20, 2011

Argubation

The act of masterbating while having a vicious, heated argument with another person, usually concerning politics.

Anne Coulter's argubation become personal as she fingered herself in a furious manner while screaming across the Fox News table what an a-hole she thought James Carvell was.

by CoastalPimp June 22, 2006

Aggrabation

The act of masterbating while aggravated

After a stressful week of work and taking care of his kids, Dustin didn't get to ejaculate in his wife as he had so looked forward to because she fell asleep early. So to alleviate the pressure in his scrotom he turned to aggrabation.

by H2thaE2thaATHER May 24, 2017