The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.
John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.
by DaBoot July 15, 2009
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John:Oh right, afterwarning, your ex is gonna be at the party
Dave: Aww man someone robbed my house
John: Oh yea, you forgot to lock your door
Dave: Thanks for the afterwarning
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Dave: Thanks for the afterwarning
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After throwing down your tightest move on the hill, leaning back with your hand on the front of your pants and chilling as you ride away like its no big deal.
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Get the Afterning mug.Considered a mild form of PTSD, aftercringe is the intense feeling of regret and embarrassment one feels in the aftermath of performing a cringe-worthy act (such as dancing with colleagues at a work function). The onset of aftercringe may occur at at time after the event, in some cases, this may be months or years.
Jethro was overwhelmed by the aftercringe resulting from performing the "lawnmower" with colleagues at the black-tie dinner.
by subaquatique August 21, 2022
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Wow, have you seen LarryBobby lately, he's turned into one hot looking Afterman.
Bob has lost 68 pounds and now he's really strutting his afterman stuff.
Bob has lost 68 pounds and now he's really strutting his afterman stuff.
by LarryBobby May 22, 2014
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