morning after flats

Flat shoes that can roll up and fit easily into a purse so that a girl won't have to do the walk of shame in her heels from the night before.

Thank god I brought my morning after flats to the party last night, otherwise I would have had to walk home from that rando's house in stilettos the next morning.

by m187 January 27, 2014

after-fart

It's the stinky farts that you do after taking a massive shit.

It's analogous to after birth. When she pops out the baby all this spooge comes sploshing out.

After taking a massive shit, you will be farting about ten minutes later and they are nasty as after-birth.

I just came from the crapper and dropped a raunchy after-fart on my friends at the gym.

by The Master Gasser November 20, 2009

After Fear

Being scared of something after the actual event has happened and is over.

The after fear came when I realized a large, brown spider had ridden home with me.

by fearlessinflorida January 22, 2011

Lets have a drink after finals

- No strings attached sex

Some chick: You want to grab a drink after finals?
RJ: Sure thing, I'll bring the condoms!

by RJgetschicks1 May 3, 2005

After-fat

when a mega-lardassleaves a seat, it's the smell, sweat and residual fat energy left behind.

Guy 1: im think some fatty fat fat has been sitting in this chair, it's wet, smells and i have a craving for lard.

Guy 2: yeah the guy weighed like 30 stone. that's his after-fat.

by g4000 February 24, 2009

Day After Fry

When you made french fries for dinner the night before, and get up the next morning, see them on the stove and decide to eat one (or ten if theyre good).

Man i love a good day after fry for breakfast in the morning i think ill take a handfull to work!!

by iCizzle February 22, 2009

Fat after Flop

Those who have flopped then become fat; fat after flop

Lady Gaga is fat after flop

by Dead Aunt May 22, 2018