Afterism

Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.

1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"

"What?"

"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."

"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."

2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"

"That was like half an hour ago?"

"Ya but... nevermind."

by Dwilkins June 12, 2009

afters

Dessert. Sweets served after Dinner.

Did she make you afters?

by Aedan May 18, 2004

after

"after" means right after some other event. so if u tell someone that u'll do something after that person did something else, it is common knowledge, that u have to do it right afterwards, not leaving any time inbetween!

I'll tell u AFTER u told me something else.

> that means, u gotta tell it right after that other person told u!

by UR WORST NIGHTMARE, JIMMY :) November 4, 2009

the afters

The after party after you have had a massive sesh mainly includes weird things happening to people on lots of drugs

Person 1:Are you coming to the afters?
Person 2: yeah wouldn’t miss it!

by Big Stonker January 25, 2018

After-on

After-on when after sex or masturbation u still have a slight hard on that could easily be encouraged into a rageing hard on. usually uncomfortable if u go to sleep with it as the slightest amoun of rubbing or wet dream will make it hard and uncomfortable.

i had to have a midnight wack off session becuase i was stupid enough to go to sleep with an after-on.

by Andrewferrot April 18, 2011

On After

Where the Hash goes after finishing Circle. Usually a bar or other unfortunate vendor of alcoholic beverages.

I ran with Least Worst H3 last night and the On After was a fucking blast.

by eXplodes On iMpact LWH3 February 27, 2015

after

The state you are in after you party, usually the next morning. Generally an awful look and feeling are present.

Richard: "Damn, John, you look so after."
John: "I feel after...anyway hand me a beer."

by p-funk November 26, 2006