asterisk

you know that weird black star symbol on your keyboard? or is it a flower? who cares. anyways, asterisks are usually used in bad words to cancel out the vowels such as “f*ck” or “sh*t”

so instead of using a bad word, why not just call someone an asterisk? they will most likely not know what you are talking about, but you will since you’re reading this post right now. when someone pisses you off, call them an asterisk. or text them one. * haha see what i did there

“god he’s such an asterisk!”

“what are you talking about?”

by simp for you June 20, 2020

Asterisk

A star shaped symbol (*) used to correct or clarify a spelling mistake when said mistake cannot be edited. Typically you'll see these types of corrections in chat rooms, text messages, or fast comment chains. These corrections can be applied by the original commenter or by another person.

(Asterisks when commenting on a cat picture on Facebook)

Jess L.: If you kep putting that cat in sweaters, your going to get mauled.

Jess L.: keep*, you're*

by Emobluejay January 5, 2014

Tirico Asterisk

Any time a sports team defeats another team with has one player or more who do not play due to injury or holdout.

The Lions win gets a Tirico asterisk because of no Chris Jones and no Travis Kelce.

by atreaux September 9, 2023

asterisk corrective

Chat-room operative used to corect a typo made in a previous post.

correct*

ChatroomTool123: There's no way that your information is corect!

ForumTroll69: Maybe you should use an asterisk corrective there, buddy.

ChatroomTool123: correct*

by trollington December 6, 2010

asterisking

The act of describing actions in first or third person within the confines of shifted 8s, generally using an instant messaging program such as AIM.

Matty: *calls up John*
John: *rushes across the room and answers breathlessly* 'lo?

by mbp March 28, 2005

Afterism

Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.

1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"

"What?"

"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."

"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."

2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"

"That was like half an hour ago?"

"Ya but... nevermind."

by Dwilkins June 12, 2009

afterish

A time that is not now and it's not too long in the future

I am going out with the boys I am being picked up afterish

by Zacyfix January 27, 2018