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An egotistical jerk who is also quite the hypocrite. Usually a football head who can't control his hormones. Aeons are usually nice fellows at first, but once you get to know them, they turn into the dirtiest douche bags. Known for their fuckery shit.
"Dude, he was so nice at first... till I got to know the real him."

"That freaking Aeon. Forget that asshole."

douche poser hypocrite
Aeon by none-for-you-assmunch March 4, 2011
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A person who can be seen as emo but can still light up a room when they walk in. You can often point them out in crowds they are the best people to know!
Aeon is so nice!
Aeon by LaraZside June 7, 2019
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1. (noun) Alternative spelling of eon.
2. A period of 1,000,000,000 (one billion) years.
3. A very long time, often used to exaggerate.
It's been aeons of time and that webpage still hasn't loaded yet.
aeon by Random14YearOld March 17, 2022
Æon: noun. (AY-on) A long or undetermined period of time, typically referring to a duration of one billion years.
The universe is æons old at nearly 14 billion years.

After æons of seemingly immortal power, Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain is no more.
æon by ColeWest256 December 13, 2022

Aeon of Strife 

A Starcraft map that is the precursor to DOTA (defense of the ancients) maps.
Eight years ago, I played Aeon of Strife on Starcraft, now i play DotA on WC 3.

aeon flux 

Really cool anime. MTV booted it like they killed all the other good shows like Beavis and Butthead.
MTV is shit cause they kicked Aeon Flux off the air.
aeon flux by Voodooevil October 16, 2003

Aeon Flux 

A post-apocaliptic, non-linear science-fiction anime created by Peter Chung that explores the relationship between sociopathic philantropists of two seperate governments: one a female terrorist, Aeon Flux, and another a scientist and dictator, Trevor Goodchild.

The show debuted in 1991 as part of Mtv's Liquid Television, the last episode being made in 1995.
Aeon Flux: "Fine to play with my feelings, but you are involving innocent people, Trevor! What are you doing to that poor girl!"
Trevor: "Jealous?"
Aeon Flux by JM December 17, 2004