Advise

An overly used verb used by douchey corporate types to sound more professional in emails and conference calls.

1. I have not yet received that report. Please advise.
2. I am looking into the matter. Will advise.

by Lopeytal March 4, 2009

will advise

Corporate jargon for Fuck Off.

I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by 4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about the break room microwave again.
Will Advise.

by Disgruntled Co-Worker February 24, 2014

honest advise

Providing wisdom and thinking you are helping mankind, but others just see you as an idiot.

If your really up for honest advise, use two-ply, this way your fingers don't get stinky.

by abat97 October 30, 2009

adruse

adruse is a very nice boy, popular among girls, and kinda attractive

A: Guys! It's Adruse!
Girls: OMG OMG OMG!!!

by yours truly member December 28, 2017

trip adviser

a person whos not doing any kind of drugs but is their to make sure nobody does some stupid shit

1. yo I almost go arrested last night, but luckily my trip adviser mohammed was their to make sure i didn't steal that alpaca.
2. can you be my trip adviser? ive never done weed before, so im not sure what's going to happen

by pink world October 13, 2019

adviser

Adviser is a fat cunt, who should get heart disease caused by eating way to many takeaways.
This fat cunt creates a whole new YouTube era for minecraft as he is the fattest cunt to ever touch the pvp community (excluding Erouax)

Hope this pussy dies thx for reading!

"Mum whats for dinner"
"shut the fuck up Adviser you fat cunt"

by xdmeme October 14, 2017

Ass Adviser

One who advises on ass.

Woman: Terry, how does my ass look to you?

Terry the Ass Adviser: The upper cortex is under developed and lumpy. Also, the mid level curvature is lacking in hemispherical properties. Your inferior gluteus essentially drops into your hamstrings with absolutely no transition. My prognosis is that you have a typical white woman's ass.

by Dr Hotjointz May 8, 2009