“I met this girl on the internet she said come chill around her way tonight.”
“In the hood? No that’s ill advised Slim, ill advised”
“In the hood? No that’s ill advised Slim, ill advised”
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Get the ill advised mug.A fathers advice (Frank Nash, father of Holly and Anna Nash) of how to save yourself when being raped, is to tell the rapist that you are on your period.
Rapist: IMA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BIATCH
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool
Fathers advice is good.
Victim: NOO PLEASE NOO, IM ON MY PERIOD!
Rapist: OHH HELL NO!
Victim: Same time next week?
Rapist: Yeah cool
Fathers advice is good.
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The proper response to someone who request or advises you to do something you have no intention of doing. Synonym: fuck off.
Girl: "You should really apply yourself more at work!"
Guy: "I will take that under advisement."
take under advisement
Guy: "I will take that under advisement."
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Get the Please Advise mug.A bunch of bad bitches who don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. They've got their tits pierced, their fairies waxed and they'll ride a dick into the sunset. If a basic bitch comes into their territory, they'll roast her like a Sunday dinner and then fuck her dad.
"Hey, my woman asked if we could try pegging last night? Where the fuck did she get that from?"
"Man she's probably on that Bad Girls Advice page."
"Man she's probably on that Bad Girls Advice page."
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After telling Steve that his mom had advised him to just "have someone else sell the stuff for you so her lawyer doesn't know", Steve told Nick. "Dude, you mom just gave you outlaw advice."
by damndiver July 27, 2009
Get the outlaw advice mug.An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed"
"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..
"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..
Dear Luke,
I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.
Please Advise,
John
I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.
Please Advise,
John
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