There are skilled dreadvertisers in our government.
by Mikhail Epstein October 2, 2003
Get the dreadvertise (verb; dread + advertise) mug.In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.
Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
Get the advertise mug.Discord's largest advertising server, filled with smort cots and dum busses, as well as an android and plane here and there.
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Get the Advertise Your Server mug.by bumsackbob June 5, 2016
Get the self advertise mug.This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.
Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
Get the pays to advertise mug.Someone online who announces certain accomplishments or upcoming events in a public forum, such as MSN, Online games, Message boards... etc. In many instances they will just slip it in a sentence to make it subtle, when it fact it's a blatant e-advertisement. The advertising is usually sexual conquest, or just a big "to-do" list that no one else cares about but are forced to read.
Your typical e-advertiser:
*While playing a game of DotA*
Annoying player: I just got LAID everyone, everything is fucked up right now, I wanna tell this girl I love her, but I'm only in it for the pussy!
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*One of your friends has changed his name on msn*
"John Doe - Going to the cottage later, then to the beer drinking contest, then to the strip club, then to the brothel YAY!"
*While playing a game of DotA*
Annoying player: I just got LAID everyone, everything is fucked up right now, I wanna tell this girl I love her, but I'm only in it for the pussy!
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*One of your friends has changed his name on msn*
"John Doe - Going to the cottage later, then to the beer drinking contest, then to the strip club, then to the brothel YAY!"
by bigkk July 17, 2007
Get the e-advertiser mug.Sean : dude what are you doing?
Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid advertiser took me to a online dating site
Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid advertiser took me to a online dating site
by @zzhole May 14, 2015
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