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dreadvertise (verb; dread + advertise)

to advertise by dread, to engage in military propaganda.
There are skilled dreadvertisers in our government.
by Mikhail Epstein October 2, 2003
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advertise

In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.
Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005
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Advertise Your Server

Discord's largest advertising server, filled with smort cots and dum busses, as well as an android and plane here and there.
If you are staff at Advertise Your Server, you get a free slep pass
by AestheticaI February 4, 2021
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self advertise

when a selfish person uses a platform to promote themselves
Jack: How do I get chicks on tinder?
Bob: Self advertise bro.
by bumsackbob June 5, 2016
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pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.
Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
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e-advertiser

Someone online who announces certain accomplishments or upcoming events in a public forum, such as MSN, Online games, Message boards... etc. In many instances they will just slip it in a sentence to make it subtle, when it fact it's a blatant e-advertisement. The advertising is usually sexual conquest, or just a big "to-do" list that no one else cares about but are forced to read.
Your typical e-advertiser:

*While playing a game of DotA*
Annoying player: I just got LAID everyone, everything is fucked up right now, I wanna tell this girl I love her, but I'm only in it for the pussy!

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*One of your friends has changed his name on msn*
"John Doe - Going to the cottage later, then to the beer drinking contest, then to the strip club, then to the brothel YAY!"
by bigkk July 17, 2007
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advertiser

the stupid shit that gets in your way while trying to watch porn
Sean : dude what are you doing?

Robert : well i was watching porn but this stupid advertiser took me to a online dating site
by @zzhole May 14, 2015
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